either way the film is sleewed dewn so much you cen see a pin noodle pricke an ents head and wertch the fluid and gets dewn thar and himt thems grrronds.

Its a show where they slow down film speed exponetially so that you can see all the reactions of random things, like a balloon full of water popping on someone's face, or someone getting punched, or shocked by a tazer....  or car crashes.... etc. etc.

The punch was the best one so far in my opinion. As far as funny goes.  However, the car crash on a human crash test dummy was really interesting.

Yep its definately interesting as much as it is funny.  Mel and I were just talking about that show today.

 

There is nothing wrong with morals.  But why does "God(s)" have to be involved? Nobody agrees with anybody else who rules this world.  Why can't it just be based on a Deepak Chopra book? Or Chicken Soup for the soul? (totally kidding of course)

But still, morals don't necessarily have to do with religion.

As for the rest, I always just sit by and watch it all happen.  Im glad that the person I felt was a better candidate won.  However, I think all polititians are a bunch of lieing bastards.  They don't know what the hell is going to happen once they get into office.  Next thing you know they realize things are different than they thought, and they have to do things they never wanted to do.

Who here didn't see that one coming?


Totally jealous of the Comic-Con tickets though.  Would have loved to go to that.

Damn Mel had one, or is that the one you have Mike?

Hahah, Damn it!  It was more like I was the flag girl at a race. 3 2 1 Jerk off.

x2

bio-desiel?

Ahhh okay.  Back to jerking off....

I hope this wasn't about me because I was talking about Travis' cat Monkey whom YES he does spank while he is reading stuff on the computer.  I personally thought it was the funniest comment of the month.

I don't know who you think you are to make fun of Mike..... you probably spanked monkey the entire time you read the thread.

My title sounds better than what I am paid.  I am assistant to the Manager of Exports Department at a large logistics company.  I am responsible for logistics on shipments to Oman and Tunisia, as well as the Department of State.  And its definately not what I want to do, as what we ship is against my morals.  Basically it pays the bills.

I was previously a structural steel welder/fitter for a shop in southern Utah, where I started building the structural bones for a few buildings on Nellis Airforce Base (formerly known as a section of Area 51), and I fabricated galvanized steel structures for The Alaskan Gold Company ships, oh and I welded quite a few 4" thick steel i-beams specifically for Bass Pro (California regulated, earthquake safety etc.) By a few, I mean I spent 2 hot as fuck summer months, and 4 cold ass winter months standing most of the day with a rosebud in my hand.  Those are the three major companies I remember welding for.  Oddly did a lot of welding on the steel my Dad's company manufactured, and had no clue that I was for like half the time I was working there.  I just told Nick the other day I found this out after I made a steel rebar golf club for my Dad for father's day, when he noticed that it had his company's numbers on it.

Prior to that I was a customer service representative, a retail manager and etc. etc.

My goal is to work for a comicbook/toy distributor.

HAHAHAH! I couldn't see that at work.  I need to be balding more I think or even at all, since I have the thickest head of hair ever.  But the angry face for sure, and on the right angry day I might have a bit of spit flinging, maybe a little bit of fire.